David Stein's Day

David Stein made the right call by going with the chicken. You can never go wrong with chicken.

On another note, he really should've gotten the cat litter ASAP. Why wait? Laziness is never a good thing. Come on, Stein, let's get it together!

New JD Pet Peeve

I guess this fits into the general category of "People who F up my universe."

Really though, it's people who change the terms of an agreed upon deal without notice and expect you to just be happy with it. You see, I'm the sort of person who makes plans based on certain information. When that information changes, plans change. Then JD gets angry. Then it's time for JD SMASH.

But, in the meantime, the impetus for this post was resolved. I'm calm now. The end.

Guys are clueless. I had no idea.

Linky

All I can say to this is, well, duh.

And the funny part is that women haven't yet learned to step sending these under-the-radar clues. So, really, who's at fault here? If the message isn't getting through and you know it isn't getting through, START SPEAKING ANOTHER LANGUAGE.

That is all.

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This travel writer should be fired

Or at least made to visit these places.

In this piece of travel writing rubbish, the "Editorial Staff" (a great way to avoid accountability is to not put your name on something or have an e-mail link to accept criticism) put BALTIMORE as the #1 overlooked city. They're encouraging a person to visit this place. Why?

"Track down the settings for John Waters' films (Hairspray, Pink Flamingos, and Female Trouble, among many others, were all shot here)"

If John Waters appears anywhere in the first 500,000 words on why a person should visit a place, it's clearly a horrible place to visit. And a little research would've showed the dopes at Shermans Travel that in 2006, Baltimore had the highest murder rate in the United States. Higher than Detroit; St. Louis; and Washington, D.C.

Shermans Travel, I don't care how good crab cakes are. The Murder Capital of the US can't be the best overlooked place to visit. It's overlooked because it's a death wish. Who you crappin'?