Real Conversation
The following took place last night:
Older guy on the softball team: Why is it that every young girl smokes?
::Group of girls who, naturally, are smoking approach::
Older guy: See, that's my point.
Me: I can tell you exactly why. It's because I will never ever ever date a girl who smokes. Ever.
Yes, the world revolves around me, but only insomuch as it wants to screw me over whenever possible. Isn't that an odd combination of extreme arrogance and total paranoia? I'm awesome.
Older guy on the softball team: Why is it that every young girl smokes?
::Group of girls who, naturally, are smoking approach::
Older guy: See, that's my point.
Me: I can tell you exactly why. It's because I will never ever ever date a girl who smokes. Ever.
Yes, the world revolves around me, but only insomuch as it wants to screw me over whenever possible. Isn't that an odd combination of extreme arrogance and total paranoia? I'm awesome.
posted by The JD's Random Blog at 9:40 PM
1 Comments:
Hey JD, how's things. I was wondering what happened to you. We miss you at OOTP. Things are about the same.
Nice blog. Hope things are going better for you than the Cubbies!
~ AnotherAlias
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