Reno 911: Miami is apparently for real

This totally made my night.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070308/us_nm/usa_cuba_boatlift_dc

But then my night was ruined by the thing that I talked about in the Sports Blog.

Beware: Wonderbread on the loose

Tonight my father (also known as Doctor-Scientist in his own brain) told me that white bread is one of the main killers of people. In fact, because I can't eat whole wheat bread I'm actually going to drop dead any day now.


I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

Junk Mail

Today at the house we got some mail for my grandma. My dad's mom.

She died in February 1996. And she never even lived at this house.

Why do companies not care they're wasting so much money on this type of mail?

I want that 20 Minutes of my life back

Tonight I tried to watch Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Twenty minutes into that piece of trash, I shut it of. On what planet would a CGI-infested science-fiction noir movie sound like a good idea? It didn't help that the film didn't have people I cared for. Ugh. Someone owes me for sitting through part of that.

I can't get over how annoyed I am that somebody even came up with the concept for this garbage.

On a happier note: I saw Jim Gaffigan on Saturday night. He was tremendous. About half of the 75-80 minutes was new material.

Brian Regan in Joliet in about a week and a half. I'm considering dropping the $32 to see him.